dude, no

aquamarinespinnerlover:

Well, they certainly know their target audience.

aquamarinespinnerlover:

Well, they certainly know their target audience.


homeiswherethecrimeis:

So today in class I got an adorable paper airplane from the girl who sits behind me after saying I didn’t give a fuck.
To my surprise there was a little note written inside for me.
Thank you friend, I now have a fuck to give.



gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb


stilaac:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

image


  • Me: how'd it taste
  • You: how did what taste
  • Me: the bullshit that just came out of your mouth

chewbeccalecca:

sir-hathaway:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.

You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern

chewbeccalecca:

sir-hathaway:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.

You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern


We’re a band, but at the end of the day, we’re sisters. We run around festivals together, we get funnel cakes, and take pictures and have a good time together” - Este Haim.



sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time