Well, they certainly know their target audience.
So today in class I got an adorable paper airplane from the girl who sits behind me after saying I didn’t give a fuck.
To my surprise there was a little note written inside for me.
Thank you friend, I now have a fuck to give.
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.
You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern
“We’re a band, but at the end of the day, we’re sisters. We run around festivals together, we get funnel cakes, and take pictures and have a good time together” - Este Haim.
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time